Too much has happened in the past month to post in one blog, and so much is going on now that I don't want to save anything to post about later because I doubt it would ever get done. Instead of writing a long, drawn-out post about all that has happened, I'll post a sort of abbreviated timeline of the craziness that has and is ensuing. This timeline has been handily recorded via the pictures on my iPhone:
I passed my open defense to become Amanda Beaster Ph.D., and I learned that I WAY over use my hands when speaking. Watching the video later, it looked like I was translating my entire lecture into sign language.
Here is what we did afterwards...my brain was (and still is) shot. The relief I felt at that moment was indescribable.
There is something you should know in order to understand the next shots, my family loves two things: Soda and having parties at their homes. When my mom was down for the defense, she spotted an unbelievable deal on soda, and knowing all the upcoming parties they were planning, we stocked up for them. We Beasters do big things son. So here we are loading FIFTY-TWO 12-packs into my little car. Beast is still suffering with the groin pull, which made this adventure all the more hilarious. I was pushing a man in a wheelchair and two carts LOADED to the brim with soda. People stared, and I don't blame them. It was probably like watching an episode of hoarders and extreme couponers all at once.
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| Loading the car. |
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| A lot of soda for that little trailer. |
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| He struck this pose all on his own. |
Little did I know that I would be moving that soda a total of 15 times before the adventure was over...
Here we are getting all loaded up. It started raining, and didn't stop for well...it still hasn't.
We packed the umbrellas so here I am with my plastic bag on my head.
Our last couple shot in Mobile. That shed in the background is the one that Beast built.
We stopped at Waffle House on the way. Beast was not into the whole photo-blogging that I was doing, something about the early-morning-raining-groin pain-thing he was rocking.
I don't think the plastic bag really helped much, unless I was going for the drowned rat look and I just don't remember. Anything is possible, these were the busiest days of my life. (Note: we moved just three days after I defended)
Chocolate Chip Waffles, oh how I love thee.
This was my view for the next 17 hours. I hated that car by the time we finally got to Michigan.
I was trying to take a picture of the PURE MICHIGAN sign, while driving....I know...I blame my poor decision making on the fact that my brain was slowly beginning to leak out of my ears at this point.
I ended up driving the truck a lot after we moved. I was terrified of parking that beastmobile. So I parked at the very back of the vast tundra of every parking lot.
Beast hunted us up some squirrels for supper one day. He had to take it easy because of the groin strain, but he still brought home the bacon...errr squirrels that night. And believe it or not, they were delicious!!
I had more but this is already ridiculously long, so I'll finish on another day. Suffice it to say, this had been a crazy and fun month, but not one that I want to repeat for a very...very...long time.